Advent Calendar Day 24 (Christmas Eve Comedy!)

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

 

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Arthur 

Arthur who?

Arthur any mince pies left?

 

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

 

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

 

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